What is your shipping policy?


Anything weighing in under one pound will ship First Class USPS for a flat rate of $5. Anything over one pound will ship Priority for a flat rate of $9.


Orders outside the US will ship for $9 under one pound, and $15 over one pound.

How do I book you for a show?

Email us at TLWGMUSIC@GMAIL.COM for booking. Offer us lots of money for a better success rate.

Are your t-shirts gluten free?

All our t-shirts are grass-fed, free-range, 100% organic, gluten free, and probably even vegan friendly.

When is your album coming out?

Spring 2019 if we don’t go broke before then.

Any other questions?

Go fuck yourself.